Author's Note: This is about a student telling you about his weird teachers and school.
I'm in a school with lots of teachers,
And boy, a lot of them are nasty creatures.
There's Mr. Johnson, Felser, and Roehl,
This really makes me want to bail.
Miss Wolf is just as old,
As Jesus Christ you might be told.
Mr. Richards is smellier than,
Month old molded Raisin Bran.
Mrs. Brandy's hair is nice and blue,
Like nothing that the Cookie Monster could ever brew!
Miss Granderson is even afraid to blurt,
That she's an oversized Fat Albert.
And Mr. Timothy is just as weird,
As Brian Wilson's big black beard.
Mrs. Carroll is so super up-tight,
I really want her out of sight!
And Mr. Byrnes is creepier then,
A stalker outside my once loved den.
My principle is quite the oddball too,
She thinks that she's in Timbuktu.
I really think my school is just as bizarre,
As a big fat blue and pink jaguar.
My parents won't let me transfer schools,
They are crazy, weird, and humongous fools!!!
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